gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

(Source: imthepinkukulele, via the-manila-institute)

cousinnick:

latenightalaska:

davereziplease:

dietchola:

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

(Source: youtube.com, via silverandbronze)

emmeme:

firearm

(Source: techonlogy, via aduhm)

kayleyhyde:

we all know that feeling, vending machine

(via tyleroakley)

(Source: jizzcake, via breakableheat)

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

(via sodamnrelatable)

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

(Source: doppelgender, via thisisronald)

collapsed:

*me at starbucks*

starbucks worker: what size do you want?

me: ariana grande

(Source: collapsed, via oneandonlylila)

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via thisisronald)

holligay:

*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*

(Source: fluerly, via thisisronald)