I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
*me at starbucks*
starbucks worker: what size do you want?
me: ariana grande
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo